Well, probably not, but it may save you an embarrassing online moment or two tonight.
The Holiday Party Sobriety Test app (from Webroot, the makers of the Firefox plug-in social sobriety test), runs the user through a series of motor skill tests and then warns you if you are too drunk to be using social media.
Like the plug-in, the mobile app also allows you to indicate sites, like Facebook and Twitter, that you would like to block if deemed drunk. The mobile app also gives you a list of local cab companies to contact if you are deemed to be drunk.
The app is available in the obligatory iOS and Android versions.
Compared to its browser add-on predecessor, you are much more likely to use a mobile app like this when you are away from home, which makes this slightly obvious warning very important: This app should not be used as a test to determine your ability to drive.
Enjoy the celebrations tonight, be safe and try to stay embarrassment-free!
HT to AllFacebook for bringing Webroot's latest sobriety project to my attention.